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Make reservations for some of the season’s most luxurious finds. Specially sourced with your refined taste and big dreams in mind! After all, you look great in fancy. And no one else can quite pull off such opulence. You (probably) deserve it.

  1. Macalester Leather Sofa, $6,300, Room & Board
  2. Thule Chariot Lite 1 Multisport Stroller, $1,050, L.L.Bean
  3. AirPods Max, $550, Apple
  4. Porsche Taycan, Contact Porshe Bethesda for pricing
  5. Miele CoffeeSelect Automatic Coffee & Espresso Machine, $6,000, Sur La Table
  6. Yellow Cushion Cut Diamond Engagement Ring, $8,750 Pampillonia
  7. Hamilton Intra-Matic Chronograph Panda, call Secrete Fine Jewelry for pricing
  8. Bulgari Pink Gold Sunglasses, starting at $540, LensCrafters